1. Why do you come to apply for the job.
A: In the past I was a stray mule, it can be considered to find organized.
2. How do you know that we have this post it?
A : A qualified employees not only have a mule-like body, it also must have the same sense of smell hounds.
3. Why should we employ you do?
A: I eat less, pull much.
4. you say is your greatest advantage is what?
A: like a mule, like hardship, like the worker bees, like working, as loyal as dogs.
5. Do you think you What is your greatest weakness?
A: In addition to work is a **.
6. your favorite college course what?
A: productivity, the happiest person in the world - the world I envy.
8. What are you salary expectations do?
A: I is a type of cow, eat the grass, come out of milk.
9. In addition to salary, what benefits most appealing to you?
A: Overtime! Who told whom I mention the money I urgently!
10. What do you think you work overtime?
A: Overtime can prolong life overtime is healthy, I do not work overtime to spit discharged dizzy plus cramps, overtime can lose weight (Beauty), overtime can ease the traffic pressure, overtime is conducive to family planning (conducive to world peace).
11. How do you win customers?
Answer: A, mouth, said straw into gold bars can; B, facial skin as thick as the walls; C, the heart as black as the bottom of the pot; D hands as hot as mustard.
12. How do you see loyalty?
A: I was the boss of the dog, keep the gate in the company, he will come to bite bite who make a couple bites to bites.
13. best summed up your own sentence What if?
A: Do not Baan When people!
14. What you know about our company?
A: Basically perfect, but management had a small blunder: I had posing as your company salesman, earned more than ten million, no one living can be found.
15. What is your motto?
A: Only workaholic to survive.
16. How do you want to young boss to report to you what?
A: That was me my blessing, I belong to grandchildren, they were small, can grow on in the family hierarchy.
17. you can do the work of the past do better?
A: Of course, because I have been to challenge themselves, in the past I work fourteen hours a day, and now I aim to work eighteen hours a day.
18. Generally speaking, you that should have a qualified staff what quality?
A: mule-like physique and patience, sense of smell and loyal dog, wolf, like the initiative, as well as snail-like appetite.
19. your body situation? not have any medical history?
A: depends on, and who better than a, and is stronger than mules, and may be slightly more than almost dinosaurs. Other problems Yigai not - dare ask: workaholic does not count Operators disease?
20. as is the interview, please call us about points.
A: (shy minced): You beauties shame spend close Aromatic Allure pour over the country than the Royal Charm slender than Diao Chan Wei Xiang than Zhaojun beautiful than beauty - The disadvantage is that retention rates too high as to cause traffic hazards. (female examiner on)
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